I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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