thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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