Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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