margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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