True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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