she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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