i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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