the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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