THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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