Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
