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Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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