do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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