nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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