it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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