Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Boobs speak an international language.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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