mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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