he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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