I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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