Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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