If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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