I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We left the knife in your bed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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