look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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