I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
