My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
