can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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