it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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