Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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