She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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