pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
and you fell through a lawn chair
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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