She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I want her autograph on my taint
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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