I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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