For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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