i need an iv and a liver transplant
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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