do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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