I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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