well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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