My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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