See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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