The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
