Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
