i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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