I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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