he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
it's like heaven, but drunker
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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