we have officially lost it.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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