Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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