Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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