I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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