i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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