i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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