I hate all girls vehemently.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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