i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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