**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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